We have a new love in our life, it’s a cozy 1000-square foot home in an upscale part of town. We fell in love with her at first sight. She had her flaws, a hideous teal paint job on her interior, a few bad outlets and a cracked pane of glass to name a few, but she’s a sturdy, capable partner.
Sadly though, she is something of a prostitute and not a cheap one at that. Getting into her will be an expensive process and, worse still, she keeps us out until well past dusk signing papers, chasing realtors and learning a new language (mortgage-speak).
These are confusing, nerve-racking but exciting times for us. We’re settling finances, planning for the future and wondering when the damn inspector can get by. It also means pinching some pennies right now and trying to come up with the down payments.
We’re very happy but it does mean that posts might be a bit scarce for a few days while we dig ourselves out from under the paperwork. When it’s all said and done we will, hopefully, have a new place to call our own (it will be our first home that we own) and a great “bachelor pad” of sorts.
Yeah, we’re devising evil plans for the spare room… Stay tuned.
He slowly brings me to the center of the room and tells me to close my eyes. I throw a quirky / curious smile and obey. I feel his hands rubbing over my body, through my clothes. He brings his face close to mine. I can feel his warm breath on the back of my neck as he stands behind me.
He kisses my neck softly, lightly. Then nibbles a bit while his hands work at unbuttoning my shirt. With each button, a finger explores my newly exposed skin. The satin shirt glides off my shoulders. More kissing, more nibbling, more caressing. I’m growing wet with anticipation of what he will do next.
Continue reading ‘Bliss’
We stayed in last night. There was nothing going on in the city that really enticed us, the place was a wreck (so bringing someone home was out of the question) and a girl that we had been interested in, at least as a friend, had pretty much jilted us the night before.
To top it off though, I’ve been feeling rather down lately, stressed out by my current job situation, house hunting and everything else going on. I’ve been feeling about as unsexual and unsexy as humanly
possible.
Crystal, however, has been wonderful through it all. Last night she poured me a very tall and very strong Crown & Coke and we stayed up late watching campy science fiction, namely Star Trek and The Outer Limits. Cheesy, but fun.
Still, some sex things have been on my mind lately, consider the following…
Continue reading ‘Crown with Coke, The Condom Debate and Romance’
My boss is out of town for the next few days and I’m already feeling better. I like her well enough, but all the stress of this past week really did a number on me. I’m glad that the week is almost over.
In big news, Jonathan and I are looking for a house. So, if the posts are a little later than usual, I apologize. We’ve seen a couple of houses including one really cute one today and it has a lot of cute girls in the neighborhood, always a plus. It’s small, but it might work out to be our best bet. We’ve been looking for a house for a very long time now, but now it seems a little more possible to find something.
In other news, we’re heading out tonight to go to the bar where one of the burlesque dancer works a couple of nights a week. She told us she’d be there tonight. So, we’re going to go and stop in to see her. Perhaps I’ll be able to nail down an appointment with her to sit for me. If she does, maybe I can put some of the photos on here for you all to see.
I’m in much better spirits now and apologize for being such a downer lately. I’m looking forward to screwing Jonathan’s brains out after we get back in, or perhaps getting oral from him. I am feeling a little selfish this evening.
Maybe I’ll work on my next post about his oral skills. He’s bragged so much about mine, but ladies he’s not one to shy away from a good pussy licking. Not to mention that he’s had seven years of training/perfecting his technique.
On the other hand though, there is his lovely cock which would feel really good pounding away inside my tight, wet, throbbing cunt. Hell, maybe I’ll just take both.
On the whole, Crystal and I are about as sexually compatible as two people can get. Our libidos match, we like most of the same things (including our taste in women), we enjoy the same porn and, even after seven years, are still very attracted to one another.
Sure, we go through periods where we are out of sync, where we need some time alone or whatnot, but over all we seem to match up pretty well.
The one issue we do have is one with our internal clocks. I’m the most ready for action late in the evening, Crystal, on the other hand, is a morning person when it comes to sex.
In this regard, we couldn’t be farther apart…
Continue reading ‘Morning People’
Well, this is actually the second time I’ve started writing this post, just a hint to how my day has been going. I’ve been really stressed out lately, mainly because of the new job, and it’s been causing a constant pain through my neck and shoulder. It’s either that, or my hair is too long and I need to get it cut again. I do have very thick hair and whenever it gets too long it causes neck pain.
However, I think this is more from stress. Like I said, I started this post earlier on my new phone Jonathan mentioned yesterday. I thought it would be cool to do a full post from it. However, when I went back into the site after House went off, the post was gone.
Continue reading ‘What a day…’
I’m not a suave guy by any stretch. I don’t know any great pick up lines. I am, at best, a mediocre flirt and I’m terrible with small talk.
However, I am pretty good at reading people, finding common ground and striking up a conversation. I generally can study someone for a few moments, swoop in, engage them in conversation and, if nothing else, get a few minutes of upbeat chatter from them.
It isn’t much, I know, but it’s a sharp contrast to who I was, an awkward geek that felt out of place even saying hello. The fact that I can engage strangers with ease is a huge advancement.
Sadly, I don’t get to exploit that ability much. At least not to the end of meeting new girls, Though it might do wonders for me if I were single, as half of a couple, it does me almost no good.
Continue reading ‘Attack… Or Not’
We just returned from a trip to the Tarantula Arms bar where we went to see our first burlesque show, Reverend Spooky LeStrange and Her Billion Dollar Baby Dolls. I’ve been interested in seeing a burlesque show for a long time. When I was younger, I watched a lot of old television shows which featured women stripping down to their “unmentionables” and inciting the usually all male audience with wolf howls and amorous gestures. So, when a few years ago I heard that burlesque was coming back, I could barely wait to see a show. However, due to conflicts of timing, each time a show was in town, I wasn’t able to go until now.
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I became a convert yesterday. I had a life-altering experience that filled me with joy and sent both my body and my soul to new heights.
It was a spiritual experience, one that taught me a great deal about myself as a human being and showed me that, no matter how well you think you know who you are, new experiences can open you up to exciting possibilities, exposing a whole new side of yourself.
That’s right, I got a Mac. Specifically, a Mac Mini.
What, did you think I was talking about something else? Perverts, all of you. I love you anyway though…
Continue reading ‘I will Call Him… Mini Me’
I’ll step up and admit. I love it when I get quality alone time.
Studies seem to agree with me. They show that, no matter how satisfied with your sex life you are, you probably still masturbate at least occasionally.
Crystal is easily the best lover that I’ve had. We’re also a very sexual couple, even after seven years of being together. We have sex an average of 5-6 times per week, more on some weeks, less on others. That is more than enough to satisfy, but still, every once in a while, I just want to shut the door and be my own partner for the evening. It’s not a common thing, but it happens regularly enough.
To take things a step further, this desire continued even while we had a (practically) live in girlfriend. Though two gorgeous women were around, both very sexual and fun, sometimes I just wanted it to be about me. Once again, it wasn’t an all-the-time thing, it wasn’t even frequent, but it was still there.
Frankly, I don’t see it going away either.
Continue reading ‘Good Masturbations’